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July 2008

Vampires infiltrate Hollywood to glorify their obsession with sex and violence.

July, 18, 2008

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As if the entertainment industry weren't beaming enough morally questionable material into our homes and in front of our children, HBO — home of adult-themed shows like The Sopranos and Six Feet Under — has announced a new series... about vampires! Reportedly starring REAL CREATURES OF DARKNESS (CoD), the show supposedly portrays the "struggle for equality" these monsters have to "deal with."

Tru Blood supply chain not secure!

July 18, 2008

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Sources in the trucking industry have informed the FoS that Tru Blood — the only safety-net standing between humanity and the fangs of starving vampires — receives no more consideration in transit than a shipment of toilet paper on its way to Wal-Mart. What if terrorists hijacked these trucks, eliminating the supply of synthetic blood and unleashing a vampire plague on America? It's entirely possible. A source close to the story tells us: "Man, it's just me and my truck for 800 miles. If somebody wanted to jack the trailer, it wouldn't be that hard. I hate hauling this stuff around anyway. Makes me feel dirty."

VRA riding through to lawmakers on a trail of corporate dollars?

July 17, 2008

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It's no surprise that the American Vampire League is throwing boatloads of money into lobbying for the Vampire Rights Amendment, but rumors have surfaced that certain commercial interests around the globe are also buying votes for the legislation. Weapons manufacturers, biotech firms and insurance companies are all likely suspects. As soon as the FoS gets its hands on more specifics, we'll post a list of companies so you can boycott their products and avoid financing the Apocalypse.

What will you say when YOUR daughter brings a vampire home? Or doesn't come home at all?

July 17, 2008

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Like all the other perverts on the Internet, vampires have set up shop trying to lure naive young women into God Only Knows What. It's time for every father to sit his daughter down and warn her of this danger. Some CODs are posing as humans on popular "social-networking" sites and turning innocent dates into evenings of horror. And for parents of "troubled" girls, this other site should give you an idea of the sorts of things young women are actually SIGNING UP FOR. Beware: It's not for the faint of heart.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FOS to hold a Sunrise Rally outside the AVL offices.

July 18, 2008

The Fellowship of the Sun (FOS) will sponsor and organize a Sunrise Rally outside the Washington, D.C., headquarters of the American Vampire League. The rally will begin promptly at 6:01 a.m. on Tuesday, July 22. Some signage will be provided by FoS representatives onsite, but participants are encouraged to make their own voices heard through any slogans or chants they wish to prepare.

"I think this is a fantastic opportunity for the everyday folks" not only our hard-working Fellowship advocates — to show America's public servants that we don't take the vampire threat lightly" said FoS President Theodore Newlin. "We're literally bringing this battle to the CoDs" doorstep, and we expect an unprecedented turnout in the capital of our glorious nation."

Stakes, silver, garlic and other forms of protection are welcome at the event, but the FoS would also like to warn supporters that any sharpened stake in excess of 10 inches is considered a "deadly weapon" in the District of Columbia and could result in arrest by metro police. Whether attendees choose to violate this law in a show of civil disobedience is an entirely personal choice. For more information, or to volunteer as a rally-day organizer, please contact the office of Theodore Newlin through

Are there other supernatural creatures out there?

July 12, 2008

If someone had told you they believed in Vampires just a few months ago, we all know what the reaction would have been: You would have called them insane, demented or delusional. Now, we know the awful truth... Vampires, real, blood drinking, human-feeding Vampires are not only real — they're walking our streets every day.

It seems only logical to assume something even more incredible (if anything can be more incredible than what is written above.) That is: There must be other creatures of darkness that we DON'T know about. Crazy? Or is it crazy to assume that Vampires are the only "mythical" creature that turned out to be real.

What other creatures will reveal themselves if we try to smoke them out? Witches? Pixies? Dragons and Griffins? Gremlins and Goblins? All of the above and more? Perhaps every "fantastic" creature is just a new CoD we haven't been alerted to yet.

The Fellowship wants to be in the forefront of Public Awareness of any newly discovered CoDs. If you've seen something suspicious or possibly supernatural, report it, and we will create a new section of the site dedicated to sightings.

What does the Bible say about Vampires?

July 12, 2008

Many special interests groups and the mainstream media will tell you that Vampires are just people who have been afflicted or that they are people who have no choice in their "lifestyle."

Well, don't take my word on it, let's ask a higher authority: God Himself.

In Genesis, when God tells man it is permitted to eat meat, He also makes it clear: "Flesh with the life thereof, the blood thereof, shall ye not eat (9:4)." Leviticus 17:14 states "For it is the life of all flesh; the blood of it is for the life thereof: therefore I said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall eat the blood of no manner of flesh... ."

These prohibitions are clear: Eating of blood is prohibited; it is repeated throughout the Holy Book. So what does God think of Vampires, whose very existence is predicated on the parasitic drinking of Gods' childrens' blood. It is safe to say that God abhors and rejects them. They are not his creatures, but the creatures of Darkness, of Death, of the anti-Christ himself.

Criminal calls Vampire Blood "better than heroin!" Find out whether your children or neighbors are hooked on this unnatural poison.

July 10, 2008

This came over my Google alerts for "vampire blood..." a 19 year old boy was arrested for holding up a convenience store. Was he after money? No. He was trying to take beer and condoms because he "needed to come down from too much V" This is what it has come to — our youth have begun experimenting with black market vampire blood — a drug this wanton youth called "better than heroin." Better? In what sense? Because it makes you do unholy things and sinful acts? Because it causes unbridled lust and results in a total lack of control of the male sexual organ?

How are we to protect our children from the dangers of experimenting with vampire blood? It doesn't have many telltale signs: No dilated eyes. No overly sweet smell of the devil's herb. No stumbling, word slurring or odor on the breath. The best way to help is prevention. Warn your children that V is the gateway of all gateway drugs: the gates to hell. However, if you notice heightened sensitivities, mood swings, or an increased social life for your formerly pimply faced adolescent, beware. Things to be attentive to:

  • Increased sex drive. Long stays in the bathroom or bedroom could indicate long sessions of the sin of self-pleasuring.
  • Increased strength.
  • More lustrous hair, clearer skin.
  • Peevishness, sullenness, cruelty to siblings and animals.

Vampire attacks humans outside New Orleans club — IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!! Write your Congressman to oppose the VRA before it's too late!

July 5, 2008

For three heartbroken Louisiana families, the danger of vampires will never seem overstated. The prayers and support of the FoS are with the families of Eric Bradshaw, Ty Banks and Brian Kimler. The Leader-News reports:

Three men, including a 21-year-old student, were killed in a possible vampire attack outside a nightclub on Bourbon Street early Friday morning. Witnesses at the scene told police they heard shouting, but by the time anyone realized what was happening, the three victims were dead.

Investigators canvass of the area turned up zero physical evidence, adding credence to the likelihood of a supernatural suspect. While two of the three victims suffered traumatic injuries to their throats, the amount of blood at the crime scene ruled out any large-scale feeding.

As terrible and tragic as this attack is, perhaps the WORST fact is that it could have been PREVENTED! Allowing a Creature of Darkness to commingle with humans outside a crowded bar is akin to inviting a lion for a drink at the gazelles' watering hole. Until every last one of us steps up and tells these parasites, "NOT IN MY TOWN" our young people will continue to pay the price. To every American who supports the Vampire Rights Amendment: The blood of Eric, Brian and Ty is on your hands.


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