"Do you think Sam could turn into a Chicken and lay his own egg?" thumb|350px|right
When he tells Steve Newlin that he's already been to heaven, then gives him a right hook.thumb|350px|right
Jason playing flag football.
Drinking too much V
Jason dancing in his underwear for Lafayette's camera. thumb|350px|right
When he shoots Franklin through the heart with a wooden bullet. thumb|350px|right
"Yeah well, actually I do. I work out like a mother-fucker and I watch a lotta porn to learn stuff."
"... You're wearing gold pants."
Jason kicks Bill out of his house thumb|350px|right
I love the smell of nail polish in the morning!
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