: "You are a Viking Vampire God and you bow to no one! If someone crosses you, you rip out their liver with one fang!"
: "Because of her I go to my True Death knowing what it means to love."
: "What did you think I meant? Change my kitty litter?!"
: "I was born the night she found me."
: "Your mama was a werepanther?"
"You've reached Officer Jason Stackhouse. If this is an emergency, dial 911 and ask for me."
: "Sorry it’s hard to keep track of which of y’all hate each other."
: "So werepanthers….they’re basically like werewolves right…except like, cats?"
debbie:"did she just compare us to cats?"
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