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  • #1
    Pam: I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.by Xean
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  • #2
    Sookie about Bill: I just keep expecting him to come through the door and say....SookEH....by Xean
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  • #3
    Jason: There's werewolves? Sookie: Yes. Jason: What about Bigfoot. Do you think he's real? Sookie: I suppose it's possible. [Pause] Jason: Santa?by Adamantoise
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  • #4
    Pam: I am so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name! Fuck Sookie!by Marcinad
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  • #5
    Russell: Now, time for the weather. Tiffany?by Xean
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  • #6
    Eric to Bill and Alcide: Well, if you two have finished eye fucking each other, can we go?by Xean
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  • #7
    Jason: Maybe Jesus was the first vampire. Man, he rose from the dead too, and he told people, 'Hey y’all, drink my blood, it’ll give you special powers'.by Adamantoise
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  • #8
    Godric (to Eric): Fader (Father), Broder (Brother), Son (Son)by Xean
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  • #9
    Lafayette: In this restaurant a hamburger deluxe come with french fries, lettace, tomato, mayo, and AIDS! Do anybody got a problem with that?by Xean
    21
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  • #10
    Pam (to Eric): Blah, blah, vampire emergency, blahby Xean
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  • #11
    Sookie: I'm a fairy? How fucking lame.by Xean
    17
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  • #12
    Lafayette: I know every man gay, straight, or George Motherfucking Bush is terrified of the pussyby Ehpacha
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  • #13
    Sookie: You have a lot of love for him. Eric: Don’t use words I don’t understand.by Xean
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  • #14
    Eric: " I know that I'm a vampire Snookieby Mycommentisgreat
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  • #15
    Pam (to jessica over the phone): Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?by Xean
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  • #16
    Jessica : (to Bill) I want to kill people. I’m so hungry, and all you do is talk, and I’m starving. You’re so mean! You're supposed to take care of me. That’s what you said. And, oh, you SUCK! hahahahahahahaha That’s funny because you Do suck.by Xean
    9
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  • #17
    Russell: You are not our equals. We will eat you. After we eat your children.by Xean
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  • #18
    Eric (to Sookie): I got your rug all wet.by Xean
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  • #19
    Lafayette to Lettie Mae: Bitch, you me bridge, aint gon never motherfuckin happen.by Xean
    7
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  • #20
    Jason(to Steve): I've already been to heaven...inside your wifeby Xean
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  • #21
    Lafayette: I wanted to meet the sick f**k who ordered the veggie burger *gestures* with bacon.by Ak47sforall
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  • #22
    Bill to Jessica:..In this house we Recycleby Xean
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  • #23
    Eric to Sam: Can you give me Sookie Stackhouse? Sam:No, Eric: Well that's a shame.by GothTroubleMaker
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  • #24
    Sookie : I'm in no mood for lesbian weirdness tonight, Pamby Xean
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  • #25
    Eric (about Pam): She's extremely lazy, but loyal.by Xean
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  • #26
    Eric: (to Pam) You know I love you more when your cold and heartless.by Xean
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  • #27
    Jessica Hamby (after Sam tells her she must be 18 to wait tables) That's so unfair! I'm never gonna be 18!!by Xean
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  • #28
    Lafayette..Ring ring Hookaby Xean
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  • #29
    Eric Northman: to (yvetta) you gold digging whoreby Adamantoise
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  • #30
    Sookie (to Eric): Go back to hell where you came from, you fucking dead piece of shit!by DCBaller
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  • #31
    Sophie-Anne (to Eric): Hell hath no fury like a vampire queen broke!by Queen's progeny
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  • #32
    Talbot: (to Russell after learning he killed the Magister): You can't buy your way out of everything! (Russell's response): Of course I can...This is America.by Xean
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  • #33
    Debbie Pelt (about Sookie): She f***ed my fiance and killed my boyfriend. She's a c*** Russel Yes, but she's special c***unt.by Xean
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  • #34
    Terry: (to Arelene) #3 I never killed nothing by accident!by Alva!
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  • #35
    Sookie (about mini-alcohol bottles): I’ve always liked these. They’re like booze for dolls. They gave me ten.by Xean
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  • #36
    Andy: PIG!by Xean
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  • #37
    Jason: Were you listening to me? I got gout...of the dick!by Xean
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  • #38
    Sookie (to Bill): Just once, I'd like to not find a dead body in my house. Is that asking too much?by Xean
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  • #39
    Lafayette: That's the sickest sh*t I've ever seen...and I watch Dance Moms!by DanH1
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  • #40
    Bill: SookEH is MINE!by Xean
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  • #41
    Tara: It was a mother f**king Paul Bunyan pig!by Xean
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  • #42
    Lafayette - That boy is sex on a stick. I don't give a good damn how stuck up he is.by Xean
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  • #43
    Ruby Jean Reynolds Maybe God really does love Fag'sby Xean
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  • #44
    Sam Merlotte: It took me this long to realize you suffer a lot longer hidin' something than if you face up to it.by Xean
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  • #45
    Sookie Stackhouse: to (eric) Okay enough, I get it, i'm irresistableby Xean
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  • #46
    Sookie Stackhouse (to bill): God fuckin' damnit, i really am an alien.by Xean
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  • #47
    Debbie: They killed my Cooter!!by Xean
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  • #48
    Melinda (about Tommy): His cheese done slid off his cracker!by Xean
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  • #49
    Jason (about Steve): That white suit wearing mother f**ker.by Xean
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  • #50
    Sophie Ann: to (russell): Go fuck yourself Eric Northman: No, Sweetheart. You go fuck yourself!by Xean
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  • #51
    Pam(to arlene's kids): I am so glad I never had any of you!by Xean
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  • #52
    Jason: Honesty My Ass Shitheadby Adamantoise
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  • #53
    Russell (to Sookie): There's a fine line between feisty and delusional. You're not really in any position to bargainby Xean
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  • #54
    Russell: There's a New Fu***** Authority in Townby Xean
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  • #55
    Talbot: You're not supposed to bring work home.by Eric4ever
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  • #56
    Nan (to bodyguards): Bring a couple of coffins for Eric and his...whatever you are.by Xean
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  • #57
    Jessica: Jessica I have errands to run. Errands that do not require your presence, so remain here and do your best to stay out of trouble.by Xean
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  • #58
    Bill:Cooter? Seriously? Coot:Call me that again. I fuckin' dare youby Xean
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  • #59
    Terry (to Arlene): It's not you, it's me. If I had a nickle for every time somebody said that, I'd have... 15 cents.by Xean
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  • #60
    Russell: The authority? Haha! Who are the authority?by Xean
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  • #61
    Russell: actually no, say hello to the true death!by Xean
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  • #62
    Pam: You Can Dish it But You Sure Can't Take it Can You Magisterby Xean
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  • #63
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  • #64
    Jason: I've got gout - of the d***!by Adamantoise
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  • #65
    Coot: You're about to be deader, dead-ass mother-fuckerby Xean
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  • #66
    [Tara] low self-esteem, childhood trauma, blah blah snore.by Xean
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  • #67
    Arlene: (to Terry) You're sweatin' like a ice water pitcher!by Xean
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  • #68
    Russel: A good woman is only a woman... But a good cigar, is a smoke....by Xean
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